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Monday, August 15, 2011

My Favorite Smurf


Q: My Favorite Smurf?
A: Smurfette~ Isn't she lovely? I plan to gave my daughter nickname Smurfette.

p/s: Shhh~ Don't let my wife know. She'll nag me for calling my princess funny name. Worst case, I become angry bird put on 'lastik'.


Smurf Misadventure

Prologue

La la la-la la la,
Sing a happy song.
La la la-la la la,
Smurf your whole day long.

[Whistled]

Papa Smurf: mmm~ Where are we?
Grouchy Smurf: See! I told you all not to be so adventures. Now we are LOST! Bla... Bla... Bla...
Clumsy Smurf: Oh no~ [Trip and fall hard on the road]
Brainy Smurf: Well~ According to the sign, we are in some big town name New York.
Gutsy Smurf: Don't worry. I'll protect you all from any incoming danger
Smurfette Smurf: Big town? YEAH! Let's shopping.
Papa Smurf: Kids~ We had to back before dark.
Brainy Smurf: Don't worry papa. Let's ask the Wise Owl. Follow me.

CHAPTER 1: Wise Owl

And so they headed to million Oak tree, in the mid-west of New York town where the Wise Owl lived.

Papa Smurf: Mr Wise Owl, can you show us the way home?
Wise Owl: I'm sorry my blue gennie. My vision is getting poorer by days. I unable to guide you all home.
Grouchy Smurf: We're doom.
Wise Owl: Not too worry. Try ask The White Beard. He might know. Follow this path until you reach a wooden house. The front door is made of beard.

The smurf's walk until they reached the house mention by the Wise Owl and found the White Beard sitting on the roof.

CHAPTER 2: White Beard

White Beard: Smurf's Ville? Never heard before. Try ask Pamisi the Scroll Keeper.
Gutsy Smurf: Where can we found him?
White Beard: Follow this road until you reach a cross juntion. Follow the path on your right until you reach a tavern, name Mojo.

CHAPTER 3: Pamisi, The Scroll Keeper

The Smurf's continue their journey until they reach the mention tavern. An old gentlemen greeted them.

Pamisi: Good evening my little friend. Can I get you a drink?
Papa Smurf: Thank you for the offer. We are lost. Could you show us the way back to Smurf's Ville?
Pamisi: Let me go through my record.

[Open a large log book and browse thru the entry inside]

Pamisi: I'm sorry. Look like Smurf's Ville is not in New York land. I had no record of it.
Smurfette Smurf: Well than can you show us where is the largest market in New York for shopping?
Pamisi: My pleasure.
Gutsy Smurf: Cut it off Smurfette. Time to head home.
Clumsy Smurf: What should we do?
Pamisi: Try ask from Avera the Magician. She might had a clue. Walk to the forest and look for the talking tree.

CHAPTER 4: Avera, The Magician

The exhausted Smurf's increase their speed heading to the forest. They were greeted by a big Willow tree.

Willow Tree: As predicted by Avera, the little Smurf is here. Take the bridge and across the river you'll find Avera. However, I must warned you. She is in the midst of performing some ritual.

Clumsy Smurf: Ehhhh~ Should we find other way?
Papa Smurf: NO! We are run out of time.

The bunch of frightening Smurf's cross the river and immediately on the other side of forest cover with snow. They show a magician cast some spell on the tree.

Avera: Ah Ha! Finally you are here. I'm waiting long for your arrival.
Papa Smurf: How did you know we are coming here?
Avera: I had a vision this morning. Now, everyone sit on the log. It'll fly you all home to Smurf Ville's.
Papa Smurf: Thank you. How can we repay your kindness?
Avera: Well~ It's easy. Kept on singing.

CHAPTER 5: Happy Ending

And so, in the blink of eye, they reach their lovely Smurf Village. From that day's onwards they kept on singing until they spotted by talent agent who make them appear on big screen.

They are...

The Smurfs

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Horrible Bosses


Did all the phases above catch your glimpse? If YES, wait no more. Head to your favourite cinema from 11 August 2011 onwards to catch Nick Hendricks, Kurt Buckman and Dale Arbus in action.

THE TRIO’s

  • Nick Hendricks (Jason Bateman), executive @ Comnidyne Industries aiming for Vice President post

  • Dale Arbus (Charlie Day), dentist’s assistant

  • Kurt Buckman (Jason Sudeikis), accountant with Pellitt & Sons, chemical company


  • The VILLAIN’s


  • Dave Harken (Kevin Spacey), Nick psycho bos

  • Dr. Julia Harris (Jennifer Aniston), Dale meaneater bos

  • Bobby Pellitt (Colin Farrell), Kurt tool bos

  • You’ll laugh all the way on the trio plan to ‘eliminate’ their bosses from hell goes awful. Expect no twisted ending. All well end well.


    p/s: Look for wet job, murder consultant and Gregory @ Nav Guide.

    Wednesday, April 6, 2011

    Garmin nüvi 1350 Check and Activate Prefered Map


    Q: How to check your map version and activate prefered map?

    A: Touch Tools > Settings > Map
    Touch Info to view all the loaded map and version.
    Touch the box next to the map to activate or inactive the map.

    RULES: If both Garmin City Navigator Singapore/Malaysia NT and Malsingmaps Malaysia/Singapore/Brunei NT are activated, Garmin City Navigator Singapore/Malaysia NT will be set as the default map for navigation.

    Tuesday, April 5, 2011

    Official Map Update for Garmin nüvi 1350

    REMARK: Please backup waypoints and route data by copying the GPX files in the Garmin storage into your computer disk.

    1) Download the latest Garmin official updated map from: URL: http://www.garmin.com.sg/mapupdate/


    2) Click 'Singapore/Malaysia' on 'Select the region for map update' 3) Click 'Malsingmaps Malaysia/Singapore/Brunei NT2011.10 for '1350 Series'


    4) Click 'I agree and start the download' button 5) Enter serial number of nüvi 1350 into 'Serial Number:' column and click 'Submit' button. Copy/ save the code.


    6) Poweroff Garmin. Connect the device to PC via mini-USB cable. The device will initialize into USB mode 7) Install the SgMyMal_2011.10_1350.exe. 8) Click Next 9) Select 'I accept the terms of the license agreement' > Next > 10) Paste the 'unlock code' from step 5 > Next > 11) Click 'Yes' 12) Installer updating files in nüvi 1350 devices


    13) Click 'Finish'


    14) Remove USB connection.


    15) Restart the device.

    Friday, March 25, 2011

    Install Malaysia & ASEAN Free Maps (MFM) Map into Garmin nüvi 1350

    1) Download latest MFM map from:
    URL: http://www.malfreemaps.com/index.php
    Remark: Register for free to enable the thread; 'Free Public Downloads'.



    2) Poweroff Garmin. Connect the device to PC via mini-USB cable. The device will initialize into USB mode

    3) Install the MFM-Garmin-110321.exe. Select English > OK


    Click Next >


    Select 'I accept the agreement' > Next >


    Use the default for Select Destination Location > Next >


    Select Custom Polygons... > Next >


    Click Install


    Click Yes on 'Do you wish to create a gmapsupp.img?'


    Click Generate Map


    Click Yes on 'Proceed to generate gmapsupp.img with above options?'


    Click Yes.


    Select 'map' sub-folder on device in your pc. (Create if the folder not exist)

    Click OK

    Click Finish.

    17) Remove USB connection.

    18) Restart the device.